Sunday, January 6, 2008

Worst Bowl Season Ever About To End

This BCS championship season has been awful. The only solace I get from this is that I'm not the only one who thinks so. The best game so far has been the VT-Kansas game, followed by the Auburn-Clemson matchup. The biggest upset was Michigan over Florida, which makes me happy because everyone has finally removed their penises from Tebows rectum.

The last game is LSU (champ) versus Ohio State to determine who gets the fancy QVC championship glass decor. Honestly, how the fuck does Ohio State get into the championship game, seemingly every year? Who do they face? Michigan? The same Michigan that hasn't done shit in the past three years? Who else? Wisconsin? The Most Overated Team makes it's way down to New Orleans to get molested by the new Champs LSU, and the only reason I have to watch is that Jason Laurinaitis will be in a Jets uniform next year (Either him, McFadden or Long) and I have to do my duty and scout. He's an OSU linebacker, the only thing that area churns out more than drug dealers.

John's Final Score: LSU 4,810-OSU 21 (Gotta let the scrubs play)
Actual final score: LSU 35-OSU 24

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