"WHAT?! I WANT ALL OF THE CAKE!!""Starbury" has turned into the diva that legends are made of. Fight with Kurt Thomas? Whatever. Fight with Q-Rich? MothaFucka doesn't even play! Leaving the team while they're on a West Coast Trip because you're angry at being benched a week ago? That's just you being a little bitch. What, "was you dis'pect o' sum'men?" God forbid the team try to win, and send a message to it's disappointment of a star in the process.
You're contract is 2 years at $42 million, making you the Knicks bitch until they either buy you out or your contract runs out, since no one wants you. Lets put your bargaining powers to the test, shall we:
PG in the league:
Steve Nash
Gilbert Arenas
Deron Williams
Dwayne Wade*
Tony Parker
Jason Kidd
Chris Paul
Kirk Hinrich
Baron Davis
Chauncey Billups
Andre Miller
Reymond Felton
You
Important players on the Knicks Roster:
Zach Randolph
Eddy Curry
David Lee
You
Good luck, Starbury, We're all on your side...
You're contract is 2 years at $42 million, making you the Knicks bitch until they either buy you out or your contract runs out, since no one wants you. Lets put your bargaining powers to the test, shall we:
PG in the league:
Steve Nash
Gilbert Arenas
Deron Williams
Dwayne Wade*
Tony Parker
Jason Kidd
Chris Paul
Kirk Hinrich
Baron Davis
Chauncey Billups
Andre Miller
Reymond Felton
You
Important players on the Knicks Roster:
Zach Randolph
Eddy Curry
David Lee
You
Good luck, Starbury, We're all on your side...
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