So, Are We All Off Of Eli's Dick Yet?

"What? No, NO, I TOLD THEM I WAS A MANNING!"

Eli Manning is best known for three things:

1).

2). Being a whiny bitch and having his dad demand that the Chargers don't draft him.
3). Having a famous last name.

There, there are the only reasons that anyone should talk about him anymore. He has a good arm, but that is wiped by his pouting kid face. He's given way too much credit for the Giants success this year, meanwhile Jacobs, the D line, and even Shockey are more deserving of the praise. He has a 75.0 QB Rating (A flawed rating system, but still somewhat valid) to go along with 15 INTs (16 TDs) so far this year. That puts him in the elite company of J.P. Losman (Who was benched at one point this year) and Damon Huard (Currently benched). To be fair, he has more TDs than those two combined, but he has a lower completion rate, and also has thrown 200+ more passes than each. I'm convinced that if his last name was Johnson, he wouldn't have gone 1st, and there's no telling who the Giants would have drafted (Rivers? Big Ben? Me?). They also gave up their entire draft in 2004 for him, along with their 2005 #1 pick, who the Chargers turned into Shawn Merriman (the 12th selection overall, in the worst draft in maybe a decade or more).

Then again, I'm a Jets fan, so I hope they stick with him until 2020.