NBA predictions

I usually give my take on a season a week or so in. Not to be cheap, but because it gives me a general idea how teams will mesh with their new pieces and/or coaches. If you don't like it: Fuck you. Now, in order-

East:

Atlantic Division:
please...too easy.
Boston
Toronto
New Jersey
KNICKS! (wooo)
Philly

Central:
Detroit
Chicago
Cleveland
Milwaukee
Indiana (Garbage)

Southeast:
Orlando (Howard's a fucking beast)
Atlanta (Finally coming together. See what happens when you have a point guard AND defense?)
Washington
Miami
Charlotte

West:

Northwest:
Denver
Utah
Portland
Minnesota
Seattle

Pacific:
Phoenix
Lakers
Golden State
Clippers
Sacramento (I still hate the kings)

Southwest:
San Antonio
Dallas
Houston
New Orleans
Memphis (poor, poor Memphis)

Playoffs-PLAYOFFS?!

East-Boston over Atlanta; Detroit over New Jersey; Orlando over Chicago; Toronto Over Cleveland. Orlando in Finals.

West-San Antonio over New Orleans; Phoenix over Houston; Denver over Lakers; Utah over Dallas. Utah in Finals.

Utah beats Orlando in 6.

Go ahead, make fun of it, but 1). It's a fucking blog, and 2). It actually took some creativity instead of "San Antonio vs. Detroit!"

MVP-Garnett
ROY-Acie Law
Sixth Man-D. LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Comeback- who knows haha.
The favorites: Hinrich, Josh Smith, Deron Williams, D Lee, Durant, Al Jefferson, Kobe, Bosh, Arenas.